Phil Buchanan
Scotland’s Night of Destiny at Hampden
Green or Blue – What a match
Martin O’Neill, back in the Celtic dugout like a rockstar on a reunion tour, rolled back the years with a tactical masterclass. His side pressed, passed, and punished, especially after Rangers went down to 10 men. Johnny Kenny’s opener was textbook: a near-post header surrounded by four blue shirts doing their best mannequin challenge.
And when Djeidi Gassama’s shot struck Ralston’s elbow, James Tavernier stepped up and buried the penalty like a man who’s read the script and decided to rewrite it. For Danny Röhl, it was a brutal first taste of the Old Firm. Tactical promise? Yes. Squad belief? Definitely. But when your debut derby involves a standard of refereeing and VAR assistance, he will have never seen before, a red card, a VAR-disallowed own goal, a blatant kick to the head, only to be given a yellow and VAR upheld, a lucky penalty, also VAR upheld, a multi-million pound striker who couldn’t hit a barn door, you know the Scottish welcome is real.
Who Should Be the Next Rangers Manager? A Job for the Brave, the Bold… or the Slightly Mad
Dyche at Rangers? Imagine a tactical seminar delivered by a man who sounds like he eats tactical seminars for breakfast.Thinking outside the box, there is Kevin Muscat, currently impressing in Japan, Muscat is a wildcard with a reputation for aggressive football and a stare that could curdle milk. Hiring Muscat would be like swapping your Volvo for a V8 muscle car — thrilling, loud, and possibly illegal in some jurisdictions.
Graham Potter’s name is floating around; Potter could bring magic to Ibrox — or just a lot of possession and existential interviews. Bring back Barry. A Rangers legend and passionate advocate for the club, Ferguson’s name is always in the mix. But nostalgia doesn’t win titles — just Twitter polls. Ferguson as manager would be like your mate becoming your boss. Great for morale, terrible for objectivity. Choosing the next Rangers manager isn’t just about tactics — it’s about theatre. The Ibrox stage demands a lead actor who can handle drama, deliver results, and survive the critics. Whether it’s yche’s grit, or Muscat’s madness, one thing’s certain: the next chapter will be anything but boring.
Manchester United: A Tragicomedy of Crisps, Chaos, and Bruno
If supporting Manchester United is a rollercoaster, then this week’s ride felt less like a thrilling loop‑the‑loop and more like being stuck upside down while your walker’s crisps fall out of your pocket.
The match began with the usual optimism, fans chanting, scarves waving, and a collective belief that this time the defense might remember its job description.
The back line looked like it was auditioning for a remake of Home Alone, leaving gaps so wide you could drive a bus through them. The midfield seemed to think “pressing” was a laundry term and the striker’s finishing resembled a toddler trying to kick a balloon, lots of effort, little direction. The manager’s interview was a masterclass in euphemism: “We lacked sharpness” – We were dreadful, “We’ll learn from this”- Please forget what you just saw.
Meanwhile, fans on social media oscillated between gallows humour and existential dread.
Defeats like these are less about the scoreline and more about the theatre. United don’t just lose, they perform their losses. It’s a Shakespearean tragedy with shin pads.
The reason Amorim is never going to make it at United is clear. Surely Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher can see it or are they both completely blind.
Manchester United’s defeat yesterday wasn’t just about losing to Everton, it was about reaffirming the club’s unofficial tactical motto: “When in doubt, give it to Bruno.” That was the whole 90 minutes. The passing map looked less like a team sport and more like a spider’s web with Fernandes at the center, catching everything.
It’s not “Total Football,” it’s “Total Bruno.”
Everton’s strategy was simple: block Bruno’s passing lanes. With Idrissa Gueye sent off, United had possession but no imagination. Kiernan Dewsbury‑Hall’s goal sealed the 1‑0 defeat, while Fernandes looked like a conductor waving his arms at an orchestra that only knew one note.
In short: Manchester United don’t play football, they play “Pass to Bruno.” Until someone else steps up, Old Trafford will remain the Theatre of One Man’s Burden.
VAR is seriously damaging football.
The debate surrounding Virgil Van Dyke’s disallowed goal will continue and yet again showcase human error. Every time VAR steps in the excuse for incorrect decisions is “It’s subjective”
“The referee’s call of offside and no goal to Liverpool was checked and confirmed by VAR – with Robertson in an offside position and deemed to be making an obvious action directly in front of the goalkeeper,” it said.
A poem that captures the passion and controversy that can come with being a dedicated football fan:
Passion's Fire
From VAR to Red Cards: Football’s Greatest Debates
Football, the so-called “beautiful game”, is adored by millions across the globe—except, perhaps, by the neighbour you haven’t spoken to since that dubious penalty in last year’s Cup final. While we all cherish the glorious goals and breathtaking saves, let’s face it: nothing gets the blood pumping quite like a good old-fashioned football controversy. From questionable decisions to off-pitch drama, football provides endless fodder for pub debates, social media meltdowns, and the occasional thrown pie.
The VAR-tificial Intelligence
Assistant Referee (VAR) was blamed for a result, they’d be on Premier League wages. Introduced to make decisions clearer, VAR has instead spawned more confusion than a midfielder asked to play left-back. One moment, a goal is celebrated; the next, fans are left squinting at lines on a screen, wondering if a toenail really should count as offside. As a wise person (probably) said: “To err is human—to VAR, is divine comedy.” Red Cards and Red Herrings
Nothing sets the terraces alight like a straight red card—especially when the recipient protests their innocence with the indignation of someone charged with eating the last biscuit. Was it a dive? Was it simulation? Or was it just an overzealous tackle fuelled by too many energy drinks? Either way, the ref’s decision is final… except for when it’s appealed, and Twitter explodes. The Great Handball Debate
interpretations than there are teams in the National League. Was the arm in an unnatural position? Did the player gain an unfair advantage? Should that goal have stood if the handball only occurred in the minds of rival supporters? The rules change with such frequency that you’d be forgiven for thinking FIFA employs a team of cryptic crossword setters rather than rule-makers. Off the Pitch: Scandal and Spats
Let’s not forget: football controversies aren’t confined to the pitch. Transfer drama, managerial sackings, and mysterious late-night kebab runs all contribute to the sport’s irresistible soap opera. Who needs EastEnders when you’ve got a club owner live-tweeting his grievances or a star striker refusing to board the team bus because they ran out of his favorite crisps? Why We Secretly Love It
Conclusion
Liverpool 1, Real Madrid 0 — and if this was a dress rehearsal for the Champions League final, Anfield just stole the show eight months ahead of schedule.
If the Champions League were a Netflix series, this would be the teaser trailer for the season finale. On a brisk November night, Arne Slot’s Reds turned Real Madrid’s Galácticos into mere mortals, delivering a 1-0 win that felt like a statement, a warning, and a love letter to knockout football.
Florian Wirtz, Liverpool’s mercurial German, finally looked like the player they thought they’d signed. Five chances created in the first half alone, including a peach for Szoboszlai that deserved a goal and a standing ovation.
Jude Bellingham, Vinícius, and Mbappé all picked up bookings, and Dean Huijsen might still be wondering what hit him. Courtois summed it up best: “We need to get better against big teams away from home.” This wasn’t just a group-stage win. It was a psychological uppercut. If these two meet again in Istanbul next June, Liverpool will arrive with receipts, swagger, and the memory of a night when they made the mighty Madrid look ordinary.
Maccabi Fans Shut Out: When Safety Crosses the Line
This isn’t just about football. It’s about how we balance safety, freedom, and fairness. Yes, violence must be prevented. But banning an entire group of fans based on nationality? Hull KR’s Historic Heist at Old Trafford: A Super League Final to Remember
Jez Litten, Joe Burgess (twice!), Mikey Lewis got the tries, Hull KR were scoring like they were on a supermarket sweep. Arthur Mourgue and Rhyse Martin kicked with the precision of a Swiss watch. Wigan managed a couple of consolation scores that felt more like polite coughs than roars.
Leeds, and yes—Wigan. But unlike the others, they did it with flair, fire, and a dash of chaos. Coach Willie Peters might want to frame this season and hang it in the Louvre.